A blonde and her red head husband

One night a blonde goes to a bar, but doesn't drink. Then she walks up to a man and asks him where she lives. The man says I doen't know.

Then she walks into her husband and asks if he will take her home? He's says ok. Their home and they walk in and the blonde says why are you in my house? Her husband says why did you leave the house?

The blonde asks why couldn't I leave?
Husband says because we were suposed to do it. She asks why were we suposed to do it? Because I'm your husband.
The blonde says no your not my husbands a red head.

Husband:?????????????????????????????????
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