Cast the first stone! Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death.
Jesus stops them and says, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!"
Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fires off a stone at the adulteress and blasts her right in the head.
At which point Jesus looks over and says...
"Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF!" | |
