Aggies go Ice Fishing

Two Aggies decide they want to go ice fishing so they gather together all their gear, get bundled up nice and warm, and head out onto the ice.
As they were attempting to cut a hole through the ice, they suddenly hear a voice from the heavens "There are no fish under the ice!"

They stopped, looked at one another, shrugged their shoulders, shook their heads and continued to cut the hole in the ice.

Suddenly, the voice from above again says, this time with more authority, "There are no fish under the ice!!!"

The two aggies looked at one another again, couldn't figure it out, and continued to cut the hole in the ice.

Then the voice from above says, "Gentlemen, this is the mall manager! There are no fish under the ice!!!!"
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