S-H-I-T

A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by reciting the letters,
"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T: Sorry Honey, It's Thursday."


More Blonde Q & A

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That's the proper place to wash vegetables.


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Hump me dump me


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Pull the pin and throw it back.
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