One day an elephant steps

One day an elephant steps on a mouse. The elephant says that he will do anything to make up for it. The mouse gets up and starts riding the old girl. Some chimps see it and throw the elephant with mango's. The elephant says :'Ouch!' And the mouse says: 'Take it all, bitch!'
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