Thanksgiving to do list

Thanksgiving to do list from Martha Stewart...

Blanch the carcass from your Thanksgiving turkey, taking care to remove all meat, cartilage and sinew.Dry carcass thoroughly. Spray paint the carcass gold, turn it upside down, and use it as a sleigh to hold holiday greeting cards.

Outfit neighborhood rats with tiny antlers and elf uniforms.

Deflate your car tires and re-fill them with Glade Holiday Scented air.This way, when your tires get shot out or slashed at the mall, they will release a fresh, cheery scent.

Organize your spice rack by genus and phylum.

When you receive your new phone book, use the old one as a personal address book by simply crossing out the names and addresses of people whom you don't know.
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