Note from Teacher

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."

So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

- First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse...

So unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

- Ok, now take off my skirt...

And he takes off her skirt.

- Now take off my bra...

Which he does.

- And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.

And when Johnny finishes removing those, she says,

"Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
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