A farmer is in is local getting drunk. After a few pints the barman asks
"Why are you here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
"Well if you must know" the farmer replies" I was milking my cow and just as the I got the bucket full she took her left leg and kicked it over"
"Whats the big deal?" said the barman
"Well I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as the bucket was about full she took her right leg and kicked it over"
"So what did you do then?" asked the barman.
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. Then I sat back down and continued to milk her. Then just as I had got the bucket about full the stupid cow knocked the bucket over with her tail."
"So then what did you do?" asked the barman.
"Well I didn't have any rope left so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. And then my trousers fell down just as my wife walked in....."
