More Profound Thoughts Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Dain bramaged.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
<-------- The information went data way -------->
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 00% compression
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
The name is Baud......, James Baud.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
E Pluribus Modem
... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F to continue.
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Hit any user to continue.
Disk Full - Press F to belch.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. | |
