|A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks whos Great Dane is outside. |
"Mine" says the man.
"My dog has just killed him", she says.
"What breed is your dog?" he asks.
"A Chiuahua", she says.
"How can a Chiuahua kill a Great Dane?"
"He got caught in his throat!!!"