A gun for my hubby.

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.
"It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
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