Fired Up

A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive her application.

As the executive begins to scan her resume, he notices that she has been fired from every job she's ever held.

"I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible.
You've been fired from every job."
"Yes," says the lady.
"Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that."

"Well, " says the woman as she pokes the application.
"At least I'm not a quitter!"
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