Pick up and put down!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"
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