A Childs View Of A Retirement

After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.

One small boy's reply went like this:

We always spent Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarted and they moved to Arizona.

They go to a big building they call a wrecked hall. But if it was wrecked, it is fixed now. They play games there and do exercises, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool and they go to it and just stand in the water with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim. My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks there. They all go to fastfood restaurants.

As you come into the park, there is a doll house with a man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. They wear badges with their names on them. I guess they don't know who they are.

My Grandma said Grandpa worked hard all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back home, but I guess the man in the doll house won't let them out.
A Childs View Of A Retirement has a funny rating of 3.00
out of 5.
Was it funny?
  << Read previous joke   Read next joke >>


Most popular jokes and pictures.

  - It's company policy gone ape
  - Dead Goldfish
  - Cheap Meat
  - The Very Special Parrot!
  - Frog Joke
  - Fetch
  - Horny Parrot
  - Cure for Chapped Lips
  - Spying Parrot
  - The Road Runner
  - New dog breed
  - Bad dog
  - Duck
  - A baby polar bear asks
  - Magic Frog
  - Feline Fasting
  - Lion Tamer
  - Three Bulls
  - The Pig
  - The Secret Diary of a Cat
   
Clinton's Valentine

   
Microsoft Keyboard

   
Monica's Famous Shirt

   
Re-Count Dracula

   
Forbidden Lovers

   
Proof of Life on Mars

   
Emergency Phone

   
Random Windows Error

   
Mutant Fish-Banana

   
Monster Boy

  Home : Kids jokes : A Childs View Of A Retirement


Joke Categories
  • Animal jokes
  • Bar jokes
  • Blonde jokes
  • Bumper stickers
  • Business jokes
  • Celebrity jokes
  • College jokes
  • Computer jokes
  • Farmers
  • Finance jokes
  • Fishing jokes
  • Food jokes
  • Fun pictures
  • Geek jokes
  • Gender
  • Genie jokes
  • Golf jokes
  • Holiday jokes
  • Hunting jokes
  • Insults
  • Kids jokes
  • Knock knock
  • Lawyer jokes
  • Marriage jokes
  • Medical jokes
  • Men & Women jokes
  • Men jokes
  • Military jokes
  • Office jokes
  • One liners
  • Police jokes
  • Political jokes
  • Redneck
  • Relationships
  • Religious jokes
  • School jokes
  • Sport jokes
  • Women jokes
  • Work jokes
  • YourMama jokes

    | Terms of use | Privacy Statement

    Copyright © 2003 Top20Fun.com