Presidential election

Al Gore's wife held a press conference today at the White House where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Al, and wearing no panties.

Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied "Read my lips. No more Bush"
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