There are 3 guys and

There are 3 guys and they all work in a store. One day a robber comes into the store with a gun ready to shoot. The guys are like please please don't shoot me! So the robber says ''only on 1 condition you have to bring a fruit tomorrow and stick it up your butt.So the next day the first guy comes with an apple and sticks it up his butt but he was shot any way. The second guy came with an orange and sticks it up his butt but he was shot anyway. So the 2 guys are up in heaven and the first guy starts laughing. ''Whats so funny, were dead!'' says the second guy. ''Its not that!'' says the first guy. ''Then what is it?''
'' I just seen the third guy with a watermellon!'' says the first guy.
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