Creative Surgery While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's testicles. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the it with an onion.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup.
"How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.
"Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects."
"Like what?" the doctor asked anxiously.
"Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
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