Down and dirty!

A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.
Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path.

"Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!"
She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter.

She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird.

Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.
And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale.

She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling... Pssssst..."Hey, lady!"

"Yes?" she responded.
"Do you have a Kleenex?" asked the voice from the bushes.

"No, not anymore," she answered.
"Damn! Have ya' seen any Ducks?"
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