Republican -- Democrat

Politics: It all really just boils down to this:
Issue:

Criminals:
Democrats: Give them a Republicans: Give them the swift

The poor:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift

End Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift

Dictators:
Democrats: Give Republicans: Give them the swift

The uninsured:
Democrats: Give t Republicans: Give them the swift

*The cost:
Democrats: $9,000,000, Republicans: $29.95 (co
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