Mama's are funny Ur mama is like a 5 ft basketball hoop...
everybody scores!!!
Your mama is like a vacum cleaner...
she sucks, she blows, then you put her back in the closet
Your mama is so fat...
when she steps on the scale it says 'to be continued'
when she wears high heals she strikes oil
your mama is so old...
she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
she has Moses's pager number
she broke the Liberty Bell
she owes Saint Peter a nickle | |
