10 best yo mamas

yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check

yo mama is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

yo mama is so fat the equators her belt

yo mama is so fat that when she goes outside with a rain coat on people yell "taxi"

yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom "said what a picture" and her dad said "yaa lets hang it"

yo mama is so poor i seen her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said "moving"

yo mama is like a town bicycle everyone gets a ride

yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said "what a treasure" and her dad said "yep lets bury it"

yo mama is so poor that she has a TV but it only has two channels on and off

last one

yo mama is so poor i walk into your house steped on your dads dick and your mom said "who broke the water fountain".


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