Yo moma's like...

Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away
Yo momma like a screen door after a couple of bangs she loosens up

Yo momma like a 5 foot basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score

Yo momma like a 7-eleven, open all nignt,hot

2 go and for 89 cents u get a slurpy

Yo momma like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked

Yo momma like a public toilet round white and full of shit!
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