Yo mamma...

yo mama like a bag of potato chips
fri-to-lay




yo mama like a tv even a 2 year old can turn


her on.




yo mama like a shotgun one cock and she


blows.




yo mama so slutty she can suck start a


harley.




yo mama like home depot 4 cents a screw.




yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves



when she eats a tootsie roll so she doesn't



eat her fingers.




yo mama so dark she spits yoo-hoo.




yo mama so bald she gets brainwashed every



time she showers.




yo mama so hairy they filmed gorillas in the



mist in her shower.




yo mama like a screen door, old, banged up



and loose.




yo mama so fat she puts on lipstick with a



paint roller.




yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay



attention.




yo mama so fat you gotta roll over twice to



get off her.




yo mama so fat she got her own area code.




yo mama so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper.




yo mama teeth so yellow i cant believe its



not butter.




yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to



watch 60 minutes.




yo mama so little she can hoola hoop with a



cheerio.




yo mama so little she can hang glide on a



dorito.




yo mama so short you can see her feet on her



drivers license.




yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and



turned it into 4 quarters.




yo mama so old i told her to act her age and



the bitch died.




yo mama so stupid she went into the zoo and



started singin "we are family".




yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and



watches the couch.




yo mama so fat she got more chins than a



chinese phone book.




yo mama so fat she got more rolls than a



bakery.




yo mama so fat she put on her yellow jacket



and people started callin out taxi.




yo mama so poor i stepped in her house and



tripped over the back yard fence.




yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as a



band-aid.




yo mama so greasy she sweats crisco.




yo mama like a door nob every one gets a



turn.




yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the



bath room and peed her pants.




yo mama so dirty she wipes her feet to go



outside.




yo mama so fat she stepped of a curb and


went straight to hell.




yo mama so hairy you were born with rug


burn.




yo mama breath so stank whenever she talks


her teeth duck for cover.



yo mamma is so fat that she has to take a bath in the niagra falls.



yo mamma is like a lemonade stad 10 per squeeze.



yo mamma is so fat when she wheres a blue t shirt the air plane crashes into her.



yo mamma is so fat she uses a satelite for a beeper.



(day after haloween.)yo mamma is so ugly every one says its already haloween?



yo mamma is so ugly a person discovers her a animal
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