Yo mama so... it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
she sold the car for gas money
she got stabbed in a shoot out
when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
***yo mama so fat***
when she stood on the bathroom scale, it said to be continued.....
last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
her nickname is "DAMN"
people jog around her for exercise
she's got her own area code
even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
she has more chins then a hong kong phone book
***yo mama so nasty***
she's like a brick, rough around the edges and gets laid by mexicans every day
she has lobsters instead of crabs
***yo mama so ugly***
she joined an ugly contest, and they said, "sorry, no professionals."
she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
she makes blind kids cry
she makes onions cry
***your mama so old***
her security code is 000-00-0001
when god said,"let there be light," she flicked the switch. | |
