Sick Doctor

A doctor was waiting for his next patient and when they arrived, it was a georgeous blonde. The doctor almost lost his control because he was so attracted. He let all professionalism go out the window and walked over to her. "What is your name miss?" he asked. "Allie" she replied. He began to feel her breasts because he was so wild with desire, and he said: "do you know what I am doing Allie?" she said "yes, you are checking lumbs in my breasts." "yes, that's right" he replied. He then began to rub his hands up and down her body. he said to her "allie, do you know what I am doing now?" "yes," she said, "you are checking me for any skin imperfections." "thats right" he said. He finally lost all control and began to have intercourse with the woman. "Now do you know what I am doing Allie?" he asked, absolutely having the time of his life. "yes," she said, "getting herpes which is why I came to see you."
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