The pharmacist

There was a young man and woman who had been flirting with the idea of having sex for some time. One day the girl says to the boy, "okay, come to my house for dinner tonite. Afterwards my parents are going out, and you can come back over." Exitedly, the boy went to the drug store to buy some condoms. While looking at the selection the pharmacist comes over and asks the boy if he needs help. "um, yeah it's kind of my first time", the boy explains. Laughingly, the pharmacist helps the boy out. Later that night the boy comes over for dinner, but he kept his head down the whole time. The girls' dad asked him to say grace so he does. with his head still down, he nudges his girlfriend and whispers, "you didn't tell me you're dad is a pharmacist"!
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