Little Old Lady

A little old lady walked up to the cashier and placed a bag of cat food on the check out counter. The cashier said, I'm sorry but I can't sell you that cat food. Why not? asked the little old lady. The cashier replided.. we have had complants that some senior citizens who don't have very much money are buying pet food and eating eat, and it's not healthy for them. If you can prove to me that you own a cat, then I can sell you the cat food.
The little old lady left the store and returned about an hour later with her cat, purchased the cat food and went home.

About a week later she tried to buy a 50 pound bag of dog food and the cashier said, mam, we went thru this before, show me that you own a dog and then I can sell you the dog food. The little old left and in an hour she returned with her dog and purchased the dog food.

A couple of weeks passed by, the little old lady walked into the store with a small box in her hands, walked up to the same cashier smiled and told her to stick her finger into the hole in the box. The cashier replied...I'm not sticking my finger in that box, there could be a snake in there and I could get bit. Oh no, replied the little old lady, I would'nt do anything to hurt you. Just to humor the lady the cashier stuck her finger into the hole and when she pulled it out the little old lady told her to smell it. The cashier smelled her finger, her nose turned up and she said Damn, that smells just like shit. The little old smiled and said, That's exactly what it is... Now, can I purchase 4 rolls of toilet paper?
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