Reason To Drink

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender

asks, "What's wrong."

The guy says that he just found out that his younger son

is gay. The bartender

says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."

After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15

tequilas. The bartender

enquires, "What's wrong now?" To

which the guy responds that he found out

that his older

son was gay, too. The bartender says that he's sorry.

The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas.

The bartender

burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family

gettin' any pussy?!" and the guy

looks up and sneers,

"Yeah, my wife!"
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