Half Time A man and his wife are watching a football game together in bed. The man farts and says seven points. The woman farts and says, were tied. they go on and on for about ten minutes.
The man tries one to hard and shits the bed. He told his wife "Oh no, I shit the bed." The woman said "well time to clean the bed." The man replied "no its half time; time to switch sides!" | |
