Golf Advice

A lady golfer rushes into the Pro Shop, crying. "What's wrong?" inquired the Pro, that was working in the shop. "A BEE STUNG ME!" the lady moaned.

"Where did it sting you?" asked the Pro.


"Right between the first and the second holes." replied the lady golfer.


"Well then, that's your problem right there; Your stance is too wide." he said.
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