Buttercups Toward the end of a golf match, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball
into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden...POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your
popcorn the rest of your life! Better yet, you won't have any butter for
your toast for the rest of your life - as a matter of fact, you won't
have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!"
Then POOF!...she was gone as quickly as she had appeared.
After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred,
where are you?"
Fred yelled back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Dave yelled, "DON'T SWING FRED!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T SWING!!!" | |
