Golf clubs A couple is lying in bed when the hsuband says to his wife ... "honey if something were to hapopen and i were to die would you ever get re-married?" .... "well not right away, of course, honey ... but i suppose eventually if i really loved the guy i might perhaps consider getting married again " ... " well i suppose you're right, if i'm dead and not here what should i care, right ?"
a few moments go by and the husband nudges his wife again "honey if i were to
die and you re-married would you live in this house ?" ... "well, i imagine i would after all we just finished off paying the entire mortgage..." "yeah i guess so", replies the fellow ...
about ten minutes later he wakes her up again ... "if i die and you re-marry and are living in this house .... willl you sleep with your new husband in this room ?"
"why of course silly this is the MASTER BEDROOM where else are ya gonna sleep in this house?" "i'm sorry honey he says i dont know why this is bugging me tonight "
yet again he elbows his wife "babe, if i die and you re marry and you sleep with this new man in our house and this bedroom .... i was just wondering will you let him use my golf clubs, too?"
"oh no way", she says "you got nothing to worry about there .... he's left handed" | |
