I guess not. A Miami resident walks into a Tallahassee bar and strolls up to the bar and sits down. After a couple of drinks, he asks the bar keeper if he would like to hear a good Florida State joke.
The bar tender looks at the man and says, " Before you start, you should know that the boy next to you plays for FSU and weighs 250 pounds."
" That's alright." the man says.
" And," the bartender interrupted, "the boy on the other side of you plays for FSU and he weighs 300 pounds."
"That's okay."
Once again the bartender interrupts the man. " And three defensive linemen are standing right behind you...all weighing over 350 pounds."
The man stops and thinks. " Okay never mind."
The bartender wipes the sweat from his brow and leans over to the man. "I am really glad you stopped. Was it finally the three linemen that changed your mind?"
" Yeah." the man said. " I don't mind telling the joke, but I didn't want to have to explain it five times." | |
