Brazil v Scotland

Its the first game of the world cup, Brazil v scotland. Ronaldo says to his team mates 'this should be easy, you lot go down the pub and i will play them on my own'. So all the others go down the pub and watch the game on the TV. After 3 minutes ..GOAL.. its Brazil 1 Scotland 0...Ronaldo 3min. They decide to switch off the TV and enjoy the drinking. After the game they switched back on to find the final score Brazil 1 Scotland 1. Ferguson had scored in the 89th minute. 'Not too bad' said the brazil team,' he has done really well by himself'. 10 minutes later Ronaldo walked into the pub and started to apologise. 'Not to worry you done really well by yourself' 'no no i really let u down' Ronaldo said. 'I got sent off after 12 minutes'.
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