Lost golf ball

A lady lost her golf ball in the woods, so she goes to look for it , she finds a little frog in a trap, so she lets the frog go. it turns out the frog is a magical frog. he says i will grant you 3 wishes. under 1 condition, your husband gets 10 times what you wish for. she says ok , ide like to be the most pretty woman in the wold the frog says ok. poof. now remember your husband gets 10 times what you get. she ssays thats ok. now i would like to be the richest woman in the world. poof. now remember your husband gets 10 times what you get. she says thats ok. and for my third and final wish, i wish for a minor heart attack.
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