Oiler pride One day in edmonton alberta two boys were on the street playing hockey. The boys were enjoying themselves when out of nowhere one boy notices a huge bulldog headed towards them.
Realizing the desperate situation the one boy acts quickly by smacking the dog with his stick knocking it out cold.
As this was taking place, a reporter from the edmonton journal was driving by and stopped. He got out and said:
"That was very heroic, and i can see the headlines now." "LOCAL OILER FAN SAVES FRIENDS LIFE IN ACT OF BRAVERY"
The boy replies, "Actually I'm not an oilers fan"
The reporter replies "the headlines will read- LOCAL ESKIMO FAN SAVES FRIENDS LIFE IN ACT OF BRAVERY"
Again the boys replies "I'm not an eskimo's fan either. Actually i am from Calgary and I just moved to town so I like the Flames and the Stampeders"
Shocked the reporter states "the headline will read LITTLE BASTARD MURDERS FAMILY PET" | |
