The Queen Berets.

(To the Tune of "The Green Berets

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Falling Fairies from the sky,

O broke a nail, Oh I could cry.

Don't you like how my tushy sways?

We are the fags of the Queen Berets.

Bill Clinton's words upon my ears,

"You Guys have rights, be proud you're Queers."

I once was scared, now I'm okay,

Cause I'm a Fag in the QUEEN BERETS.

Put silver earclips on my nuts,

I love the pain, now spank my butt.

The way you walk is awfully cute.

I sure would LOVE to pack your chute.

This Army stuff is awfully slick,

Free meals and clothes, and lots of dicks.

When I retire, I'll still get paid.

I thank you Bill, from the Queen Berets.
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