Project Managers

If you get in my way, I'll kill you!

- ideal project manager


If you get in my way, you'll kill me!

- somewhat less than ideal project manager


If I get in my way, I'll kill you!

- somewhat misguided project manager


If I get in your way, I'll kill you!

- A tough project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)


If get kill in will way I you.

- dyslexic, functionally illiterate project

manager


I am the way! Kill me if you can!

- messianic project manager


Get away, I'll kill us all!

- suicidal project manager


If you kill me, I'll get in your way.

- thoughtful but ineffective project manager


If I kill you, I'll get in your way.

- project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious


If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.

- project manager from New York


I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so

no one will get killed.

- project manager who is about to get in big trouble


If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?

- weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager


If I kill me, you'll get your way.

- pragmatic project manager


Kill me, it's the only way.

- every project manager to date.
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