Execution

George W. Bush, Jeb Bush, and Judge David Souter were about to be executed by a firing squad for rigging the election. They put the Souter up against the wall. Just as they were about to shoot Souter yelled "EARTH QUAKE" every one ran for shelter and Souter got away.

As Jeb Bush got up against the wall, he yelled "TORNADO" every one ran for shelter and Jeb got away. Just as George W. was about to be executed, they put him against the wall. The executer yelled "Ready, Aim...And Dubya yelled "FIRE".
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