International Bar

What is the difference between an Indian and Pakistani in

the following joke conundrum:?

.

An insect falls into a mug of beer...

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Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out.

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American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.

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Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away.

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Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the

Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

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Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his

beer - Relates the issue to Kashmir - Asks the Chinese for

Military aid - Takes a loan from the American to buy one

more mug of beer.


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