Downsizing

~ Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!


~ Put politicians in their place - Landfills!


~ We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake

education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and

a winning smile for integrity!


~ Only lawyers get to be judges, and that's the (F)LAW!
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