Hairlip paratrooper

Halfway thru bootcamp the hairlip calls home to his buddy. Man this is tough, the drill seargent took three of us way up in a plane.He opened the door and told the first guy JUMP!! and the guy did. He grabbed the next guy and said JUMP!! and he did.He looked at me and said JUMP!! I told him no i just can't. He pulled out his big thang and said, you jump or i'm gonna screw you with this. My goodness said his buddy, did you jump? Well yeah said the hairlip, a little bit right at first.
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