Whose the boss When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The
> brain
>> said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and
>> functions."
>>>>>The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and
get
>> him where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss
because
> we
>> do all the work and earn all the money."
>>>>>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes
until
>> finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the
>> asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself
up
>> and refused to work.
>>>>>Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the
>> feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
>>>>>Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so
> the
>> motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
> just
>> sat and passed out the shit.
>>>>>Management Lesson?
>>>>>You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. | |
