Grandma

This one girl was going to go on her first date, she was so excited that she called her grandma up to tell her the news. Grandma tells the girl when you go on your date the man is going to want to hold your hand and you will like this but don't let him do it.Then the man is going to touch your leg you'll like that too but don't let him do it,then the man is going to try and get on top of you and you'll like that but don't let him do it you'll disgrace the family. So the girl listened and promised her grandma she would not do ant of those things.The next day the girl called and told her grandma, "Grandma I did not let him do any of the things you told me about, so when he tried to get on top of me I got on top of him instead and disgraced his family.
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