Double take

One day a woman archeologist found a magic lamp and rubbed it, and a genie popped out. "you have three wishes." he said "but your husband gets twice as much." "i wish for a pile of dimonds" poof! she got a pile of dimonds. poof! her husband got two. you have 2 wishes left." said the geinie. "iwish for a pile of gold." poof! she got a pile of gold. poof! her husband got two. "you have 1 wish left. remember your husband gets twice as much.' so she thought real hard and finaly said "i wish for you to scare me half to death."
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