A women has a doctor's appt. and when she gets home she sees her husband of 20 years sitting on the couch. He notices a big smile on her face and asks her why she is so happy. She says "Well Honey I had a Doctor's appt. today and he said I had the breasts of a 20 year old.......So that's why I am so Happy!" The husband replies "What did he say about your 50 year old ass?" The wife quickly respondes "Actually Honey he never mentioned your name at all!"
