Fire!

Three men were arrested for stealing cars.
Their sentance was to be shot.


The first man was about to be shot, so he pointed behind the people who were going to shoot him and yelled "Flash flood!"

The people who were about to shoot him looked towards the direction he was pointing and he ran away, escaping his punishment.


It was the next man's turn. Like the first man, he pointed behind the people who were about to shoot him, but he yelled "Tornado!"

The people who were about to shoot him looked towards the direction he was pointing and he ran away, escaping his punishment.


The last man was about to be shot. Like the first to men, he pointed behind the people who were about to shoot him, but he yelled "Fire!" and everyone shot him.
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