Cream Filling | Once this man and women were in the backseat of a car having sex. The women askes, "Do you really love me, or are you just using me for sex?" The man replied, "Well of course I love you." The women said, "Then prove it." The women takes the condom off and throws it into the middle of the street. She told him to go out and get it naked if he really loved her. When he was walking to it, a 5 year old boy picked it up. The man told him to give it to him. The boy said, "$50" The man agreed to it. Then his mom came out and asked the boy what he was doing. The boy said, "I'm ripping this guy off, i'm selling him this Twinkie for $50 and I ate the cream filling." | |