First Things First

Asking the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold

my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my

money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept

everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven"?

Again, the answer was "NO!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to Heaven?"

In the back of the room, a five year old boy shouted out,

"You gotta be dead, first!"
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