What's your name? First day of school, the teacher asked all the children what their names were, so that she could add them to the roster.
The first child said "My name is Jamie Smith"
The second child said "My name is Amanda Jones."
The third child said "My name is Johnny Fuck-hour."
The teacher was shocked, and said "Son, I'm going to ask you what your name is one more time, and this time if you don't tell me the truth, I will send you to the principal's office."
So, she said once more, "what is your name."
he said again, "My name is Johnny Fuck-hour."
The teacher said "Do not use that language in my class."
And the child said "Teacher that is really my name, if you don't believe me, go down to the kindergartner's class and ask for my sister Susie, and she will tell you that this is our name."
After hesitating for a moment, the teacher did just that. She knocked on the kindergartner's door, and a little boy came to the door and the teacher said "excuse me son, but do you have a Fuck-hour in here?" and the little boy said "Hell no, we can't even get a cookie break." | |
